“It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how.

"Great people do things before they’re ready. They do things before they know they can do it. And by doing it, they’re proven right. Because, I think there’s something inside of you—and inside of all of us—when we see something and we think, ‘I think I can do it, I think I can do it. But I’m afraid to.’ Bridging that gap, doing what you’re afraid of, getting out of your comfort zone, taking risks like that—THAT is what life is. And I think you might be really good. You might find out something about yourself that’s special. And if you’re not good, who cares? You tried something. Now you know something about yourself. Now you know. A mystery is solved. So, I think you should just give it a try. Just inch yourself out of that back line. Step into life. Courage. Risks. Yes. Go. Now."

My hobbies include
Editing my love stories
Hiding behind metaphors 
And trying to convince my shadow
That I’m someone worth following"

"I don’t believe in hate. To me it wastes too much time. People who hate waste so much of their life hating that they miss out on all the other stuff out here."

"Perhaps we are in this world to search for love, find it and lose it, again and again. With each love, we are born anew, and with each love that ends we collect a new wound. I am covered with proud scars."
"I am tired of knowing nothing and being reminded of it all the time."

"All words are masks and the lovelier they are, the more they are meant to conceal."

"The best way is not to fight it, just go. Don’t be trying all the time to fix things. What you run from only stays with you longer. When you fight something, you only make it stronger."

"I never felt the urge to jump off a bridge, but there are times I have wanted to jump out of my life, out of my skin."

You don’t write back
I write, but you don’t
write back, and I’m
not sure if my letters
never reach you, or
if you’ve just given up
on me coming back
from this war.
I dream of you, of
your skin, I walk you:
your skin, miles of it,
trenched and gouged,
and in my dreams,
I find you in every
red stream filling
up every trench,
in every muddy
gorge that fills up
my boots between
where I am and
where you are.
And then I wake
and you are not
here with me:
but I would never wish
you here with me
You are not here with me
and without you
I don’t think I can
find my way back home.

"She was a stranger in her own life, a tourist in her own body."

"Do you remember what you said to me once? That you could help me only by loving me? Well-you did love me for a moment; and it helped me. It has always helped me."

Only what is fated to die is capable of living. Only what dies lives

“I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times…
In life after life, in age after age, forever.”

To him she seemed so beautiful, so seductive, so different from ordinary people, that he could not understand why no one was as disturbed as he by the clicking of her heels on the paving stones, why no one else’s heart was wild with the breeze stirred by the sighs of her veils, why everyone did not go mad with the movements of her braid, the flight of her hands, the gold of her laughter. He had not missed a single one of her gestures, not one of the indications of her character, but he did not dare approach her for fear of destroying the spell.

“How beautiful life is and how sad! How fleeting, with no past and no future, only a limitless now.” 

“But she did love him. I believe it. I know exactly how that is. To love somebody who doesn’t deserve it. Because they are all you have. Because any attention is better than no attention.”

“Why didn’t I learn to treat everything like it was the last time. My greatest regret was how much I believed in the future.”

“I suppose sooner or later in the life of everyone comes a moment of trial. We all of us have our particular devil who rides us and torments us, and we must give battle in the end.” —Daphne du Maurier, Rebecca

“The most terrible thing about it is not that it breaks one’s heart—hearts are made to be broken—but that it turns one’s heart to stone.”

“If pain must come, may it come quickly. Because I have a life to live, and I need to live it in the best way possible. If he has to make a choice, may he make it now. Then I will either wait for him or forget him.” 

“I regret nothing. There have been things I missed, but I ask no questions, because I have loved it, such as it has been, even the moments of emptiness, even the unanswered—and that I loved it, that is the unanswered in my life.”

There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after.

“At first people refuse to believe that a strange new thing can be done, then they begin to hope it can be done, then they see it can be done—then it is done and all the world wonders why it was not done centuries ago.

“We all had our miseries. But to despair was to wish back for something already lost. Or to prolong what was already unbearable.”

Inside us there is something that has no name, that something is what we are.”

“I have said to you to speak the truth is a painful thing. To be forced to tell lies is much worse.”

“The heart dies a slow death, shedding each hope like leaves until one day there are none. No hopes. Nothing remains

When it’s gone, you’ll know what a gift love was. You’ll suffer like this. So go back and fight to keep it.

“I let it go. It’s like swimming against the current. It exhausts you. After a while, whoever you are, you just have to let go, and the river brings you home.

“Perhaps we all give the best of our hearts uncritically—to those who hardly think about us in return.

“It takes a long time. That’s why it doesn’t happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

“Moral wounds have this peculiarity—they may be hidden, but they never close; always painful, always ready to bleed when touched, they remain fresh and open in the heart.”

“All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.

“Visit me once each year, for it’s wrong to abandon people forever.”

“Sometimes when you sacrifice something precious, you’re not really losing it. You’re just passing it on to someone else.”

The next time you try to seduce anyone, don’t do it with talk, with words. Women know more about words than men ever will. And they know how little they can ever possibly mean.”

“Whatever happens tomorrow, we had today; and I’ll always remember it.” —David Nicholls, One Day

“When I think of what life is, and how seldom love is answered by love; it is one of the moments for which the world was made.”

“The pieces all fit together. Yet everything was falling apart.”

“Life, a beauty chased by tragic laughter.

“Tell him yes. Even if you are dying of fear, even if you are sorry later, because whatever you do, you will be sorry all the rest of your life if you say no.” —Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera

“The saddest people I’ve ever met in life are the ones who don’t care deeply about anything at all. Passion and satisfaction go hand in hand, and without them, any happiness is only temporary, because there’s nothing to make it last.” 

What you want most you push away from you. 
You want more than you care to admit.

We die to each other daily. What we know of other people is only our memory of the moments during which we knew them. And they have changed since then. To pretend that they and we are the same is a useful and convenient social convention which must sometimes be broken. We must also remember that at every meeting we are meeting a stranger.” 

“Love takes off the masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.” 

“Because what’s worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it?

“Your mind will believe comforting lies while also knowing the painful truths that make those lies necessary. And your mind will punish you for believing both.”

“You like someone who can’t like you back because unrequited love can be survived in a way that once-requited love cannot.” —John Green, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

“The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.

“When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough

“You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget.”

“The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.

“In a Wonderland they lie,
Dreaming as the days go by,
Dreaming as the summers die.

“Time is a gift, given to you, given to give you the time you need, the time you need to have the time of your life.

send me nudes and i’ll rate your parents’ disappointment

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

theres nothing funnier than a girl wearing heels to a concert 

guys im literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me

i’m a victoria’s secret model. it’s such a secret that not even victoria knows.

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago

notice how i didnt say goodbye
its because i hate you

i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

how many of your selfies do i have to like for you to realize im hitting on you 

You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself

 sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information

u know my url not my html
I suck at texting unless
  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuc

 If you don’t like me tell me so I can not like you too

boyfriend has 9 letters but so does mcdonalds hmm

my favorite punctuation marks are ugh and omg

are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts 

*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend

i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence

horny has become less of a mood for me and more of a personality trait

why was the math book sad?
had too many problems
fuck you
no need to be a calcuhater 

its hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid

people who have the same name as me are competition 
what she says:im fine. its nothing
what she means:i wish you were justin bieber

stop being rude and start being nude

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

if im ever talking to multiple people at once they all seem to stop replying at the same time how does that work do they do it on purpose

there are some people who i would love to talk to for hours and then other people who i would set a pack of wolves on to rip their voice boxes out

if i have my headphones in there is a 106% chance i’m not listening to you

the only reason I would want to have a kid is so I get an extra present in between Christmas and my birthday

how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said

a real best friend is always there for you but more importantly to immediately clear your internet history if you suddenly die

when i meet a new person i’m scared of mentioning something they haven’t already told me but i’ve learned from internet stalking them


i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

have you ever been in class and a teacher asks another kid an answer for a question and you are like 500% sure you have the right answer, but then the kid reads out something completely different to what you had and its right and you’re wrong and then you start questioning where you went wrong and then start questioning your whole existence and where did the world come from

A woman’s body is not for you. If she wants to cover it, she should feel free and safe in doing so. If she wants to expose it, she should feel free and safe in doing so. It is not an indication of her self-respect, but an indication of her preferences for whatever reasons she chooses — none of which are your business or concern.

  1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

    2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable. 

    3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

    4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else. 

    5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

    6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

    7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

    8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

    9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

    10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

    11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

    12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

    14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything. 

    15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

    16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

“It’s true what they say, that everyone dies alone, and it’s also true that every writer faces the white page alone. In the end, nobody can help you, it’s your path, your valley of the shadow, and you have to walk it alone.”

i’m gonna have to remember to include in my will “go on my tumblr and tell my followers i’ve died”
I’d tell them to queue around 10,000 posts so my legend lives on.

i’m a strong believer that not everything you do needs an explanation. if you want a tattoo, get one. if you rather stay home that night, it’s okay to miss that party. don’t forget that you’re living for yourself. you don’t owe anyone an explanation for your choices or preferences.

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking

you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic

hi someone give me $1000 to buy cute clothes thanks 

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for u and me
N is for nudes

How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

me when i go out:i should've stayed home
me when i stay home:i should've gone out
me when i'm around people:i want to be alone
me when i'm alone:i want to be around people
me when i'm mean to people:i need to be nicer
me when i'm nice to people:i need to be meaner

no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me pretty and I still remember it to this day like whenever I think I’m ugly I’m like well at least that one guy that one time thought I was pretty

I love dresses because they’re so lazy and require such little effort yet when you wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice 

cool facts about me!!!!!
  • i cry a lot
  • i will cry if u talk to me
  • i will cry if u dont talk to me
  • i wil cry
I’m exhausted from all this studying I haven’t done

what’s that thing called when your crush likes you back
oh yeah

f is for friends who do stuff without you

if there’s no cute boys involved what’s the point of doing anything

my gravestone will say “oMFg i DiEd”

urban dictionary is like the sexually experienced older sister I never had who I can ask what slang means without my parents knowing I asked

im not a murderer some of my best friends are alive

every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them
i do

being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital

I started saying shit like “u” “pls” and “rly” ironically but I can’t stop now

“Truth or dare” 
“What’s your credit card number”

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes

you must have been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen 

I like well-dressed boys but I also like naked boys do you see my problem

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

you could chop my arms off and i’d still find a way to use the internet

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.

‘you’re saying things at me and i dont know how to respond’ a novel by me

writing seems so easy until you start writing

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

if you date me we will have:
  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • sunday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex
100% accurate

mom which instagram filter should I use for these nudes

true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

Fun biology fact the color of a boy’s lips is also the color of the head of his penis

i love getting messages more than anything else okay i don’t even care what the message says but just the fact that someone took the time out of their day to send me a message makes me want to sing walking on sunshine and bake chocolate chip cookies

im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends

im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

being hotter than me is selfish and rude

black??? dont u mean dark white?

do you ever have that one person who you just lost contact with because of reasons and you just wonder if they’re okay and what they’re doing with their lives now and where they’ve been and if they’ve changed and how they’ve changed and what’s still the same about them and how they look and if they ever think about you like that from time to time 
because I do 

i will fight for you
but i will not 
compete for you 

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

when u get someone’s number and the suspense u feel the first time u text and its the moment of truth will the ichat be green or blue

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

i would lose weight but i hate losing 

roses can be red
violets aren’t fucking blue
this is an actual correct poem
bottom line: i’d like to fuck you
come on guys, i worked the best pun of my life in at the end

the advantage of having friends that dont have tumblr is you can tell them jokes you found on tumblr 

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier
Can I donate my fat to a malnourished third world citizen

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

by following my blog u are buying urself a ticket for the fun train

I survived 12 years of my life with no internet
but now I can’t survive like 12 seconds waiting for a page to load
something has gone so desperately wrong

Weight should be like virginity. 
Once you lose it you can’t get it back

the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me

i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok

I want a boyfriend who will take me to concerts,
or just a boyfriend,
or just concert tickets
or concert tickets to see my boyfriend

idk why people take me so seriously i never even know what im saying

friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

let’s bang
i mean hang
no i don’t

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

Teacher:How much is a gram?
Me:Shit, Depends on what you want.

hot guy:*sneezes*
me:i would say god bless you

but it seems like he already did

if you can’t reach it without leaving your bed it’s obviously not that important

Rachel Wiley - “10 Honest Thoughts On Being Loved By A Skinny Boy”

I accepted it’s okay to not be totally sure about where you live. It’s okay to be somewhere with most of your heart when a piece of it is somewhere else. It’s okay to love and appreciate where you are while still knowing that one day you’re going to want to try to be somewhere else, and it’s okay to to not know when that will be.

seriously wishing life has a rewind button right now

I want to be with someone who, 10 years from now, makes my heart jump when I hear her key in the door

"3. On the mornings I do not feel pretty,
while he is still asleep,
I sit on the floor and check the pockets of his skinny jeans for motive,
for a punchline,
for other girls’ phone numbers.

"We are both girls, true, but it’s like saying that a nectarine and a watermelon are both fruit. She’s a little tart rolling over the tongue, creamy; I crumble in the mouth, wet and rough."

"Closing your eyes isn’t going to change anything. Nothing’s going to disappear just because you can’t see what’s going on. In fact, things will even be worse the next time you open your eyes. That’s the kind of world we live in. Keep your eyes wide open. Only a coward closes his eyes. Closing your eyes and plugging up your ears won’t make time stand still." 

"Why is the term “friend zone” so popular when the term “unrequited love” already exists and is more accurate? I suspect it’s because it shifts the locus of responsibility. “Unrequited love” focuses on the person who has the crush. The feelings being discussed are the crushing person’s, thus the responsibility is on them to get over their crush and move on. “Friend zone”, on the other hand, focuses on the crush object’s choices. The phrase erases the agency of the crushing person. All blame for their pain is put on the crush object. “Unrequited love” is something that can happen to both sexes, but “friend zone” is a sexist concept that implies that women are solely responsible for men’s happiness, and not men themselves."

Having a low opinion of yourself is not modesty. It’s self-destruction.

Never get too attached to anyone unless they also feel the same towards you because one sided expectations kills you

Maybe time didn’t heal wounds exactly, but it gave you a kind of armor, or a new perspective. A way to remember with a smile instead of a sob.

50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out. 

Every person you look at, 
you can see the universe in their eyes, 
if you’re really looking.

I love the smell of the universe in the morning.

never watch a sad movie with me unless you want to hear my muffled screaming and crying

tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter

I eat flowers
because you are what you eat
and I want to be beautiful.

I want a late night adventure. I want someone to call me up and say, “I’m outside. Let’s go do something!” I want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. Maybe drive around. Go to a park and just swing on the swings. Maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. I just want a late night adventure with people I like to be around. No drama. Nothing but good vibes and good company.

don’t cry me a river. that’s stupid as hell. cry me a milkshake


girl are u a fortune cookie because ur always wrong

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

They’re called eyebrows cause my eyes be browsing yo fine ass 

(500) days of staying in front of the computer.

phone sex is so dope I still can’t believe my dick fits in the headphone jack

some of my finest qualities are minding other peoples businesses and drinking smoothies in 20 seconds

ur the reason for the teardrops on my keyboard

Learning all the words to Fuck You by Lily Allen so i can spontaneously break into song at the people i hate 

hi, table for two?
alright sir if you and your laptop want to follow me

do you ever say something that actually took some courage to say and then the other person doesn’t reply how you wanted them to and makes you feel stupid so then you’re just so embarrassed and regret saying anything

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too


Friends who buy you food are friends for life

sometimes I get frustrated because you can’t put numbers in caps lock
am I screaming?
you’ll never know

If you are a woman, everything revolves around whether or not someone wants to fuck you. Instead of addressing “all bodies are beautiful” how about, “it is not necessary to be universally fuckable”?

you seems to be better than before, are you better or just pretending?

It’s unbelievable how you can affect someone else so deeply and never know.

when my dad gives me attitude i call it dadittude

There I sit, lazy, convalescent. To look at me, you might not guess that inside I am laughing and crying, at my own stupidities and luckiness, and at the strange enigmatic ways of the world which I will spend a lifetime trying to learn and understand.

i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable

Never chase anyone. A person who appreciates you will walk with you.
If you want something you can have it, but only if you want everything that goes with it, including all the hard work and the despair, and only if you’re willing to risk failure.

Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it.

In the morning there is meaning, in the evening there is feeling.
i dont give blow jobs i give blow you away jobs

I have acid rain in my brain and it’s killing the flowers in my heart.
We all have bullets beneath our skin we pray our lovers won’t flinch at when they find.

I can’t wait to get hit by a meteor
if any of you ever saw me in real life you’d just be like “oh”

There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to murder you.

My self-esteem is lower than Justin Bieber’s pants

sports are only fun if you’re good at them or your playing with friends who are equally bad at them



I can’t pick my favourite

these are things i would write

if i had a nice body my life would improve by at least 500%

so someone told me I have blow-job lips I’m not sure whether I should be offended or flattered

I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit like me and is attractive and wants to fuck me bye

till slow wifi do us part

“treat others how you want to be treated”
uh i can’t give everyone i meet a million dollars and a private yacht