notice how i didnt say goodbye
its because i hate you

im actually really pretty if you don’t look at me

Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.

two beautiful cardinals stand before me
but only one can be rome’s next top pope

if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too

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